While skating on the ice one day I came across a bear.
She looked so cute, that oh my God, I could not help but stare.
She looked at me and lovingly, she blew a little kiss,
And then I blew one back at her but all I did was miss.
The kiss which missed, it flew away and landed on her dad,
It smacked him on his little butt which made him really mad.
He looked at me and said “You creep I think you’ve lost your mind.”
I winked at him and licked my lips and patted his behind.
He winked right back and held my hand and kissed me on my cheek,
It was so frightening that’s why I ran to take a leak.
And in the loo, I looked at you and gave a little sigh,
The polar bear it was too cute for me to say goodbye.
So back I went, I was hell bent on making this thing work,
I gave him candy, After eights, and Dairy Milk and Perk.
But then his daughter walked right up and slapped me on my face,
She raved and ranted on and on and called me vile and base.
He turned around and walked away
As if he did not care.
And so we end the story of the homosexual bear.
By Maurice and me, in a moment of boredom.